Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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