Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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