you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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