i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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