The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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