If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My cat gives me a boner
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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