She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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