sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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