Im at strip club and am horny
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm at about main and main street
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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