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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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