All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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