Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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