He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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