I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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