We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Too much gin, very little bucket
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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