Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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