Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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