Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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