I am puke
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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