I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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