we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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