How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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