You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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