Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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