he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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