Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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