the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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