So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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