On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
As shirtless as possible
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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