...so i touched it.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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