Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
my liver is dry heaving
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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