Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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