if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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