I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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