Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
