I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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