Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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