you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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