She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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