Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
