also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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