Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
it's not cheating when I paid for it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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