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Wipe that smile off your face.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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