let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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