Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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