Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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