After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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