erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Found your dick twin last night
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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