He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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