Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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