My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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