Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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